I love church signs. Typically they have a catchy clever little saying or quote on them. Then again, occasionally church signs turn more vicious and start battles with other church signs. That in turn leads to a debate that never can have a happy ending. Below is such a circumstance. Fun times.

Mitch Hedberg was probably one of the funniest comedians ever. Too bad he died from his own devices. But here are some of his funniest lines.

Have you ever wanted to fly? I mean fly without the help of an engine? I mean fly without the help of a plane? Well this is as close as you can get without actually doing it. It is more of a controlled fall but still pretty sweet.

Normally you see shuttle launches from the ground. Other times, you can see still photo’s from the media. But how often do you see a shuttle launch from a plane? This is the first time I have and maybe it is the first time for you too.

If you and your significant other were ninja’s, love might go something like this.

Have you ever gone to a event outside only to burn up due to it being so hot outside? Well, you could pay for box seats and sit in the air condition or you can bring your own air conditioner. Now those window units can be a bit large but now you can bring something a bit smaller.

This guy is simply amazing with his mad soccer skillz. He should really learn to juggle. It is a bit easier.

This guy does some crazy bike stunts. He practically dances with his bike.

Examples of sarcastic wit. Great for conversation enders.

Some wise cracks by some of the best in the world of comedy.