A kindergarten teacher was walking around observing her classroom of children while they were
drawing pictures. As she got to one girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the drawing was.

The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”

The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what
God looks like.”

Without looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
“They will in a minute.”

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A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church,
“And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

Annie replied, “Because people are sleeping”

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At Sunday School
they were learning how God created everything, including human beings. Johnny
was especially intent when the teacher told him how Eve was created out of one
of Adam’s ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as
though he were ill, and said, “Johnny, what is the matter?”

Johnny responded, “I have pain in my side. I think
I’m going to have a wife.”

A funeral service
is being held in a chuch for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of
the service, the pallbearers carrying the casket accidentally bump into a wall
jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that
the women is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. A
ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end the pallbearers are
again carrying the casket out. As they are walking, the husband calls out,
“Watch out for the wall!”

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It was Palm Sunday
but because of a sore throat, 5-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a
sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds.
Johnny asked them what they were for.

“People held them over Jesus’ head as he walked
by,” his father told him.

“Wouldn’t you know it,” Johnny fumed, “the
one Sunday I don’t go and he shows up.”

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Two boys were walking home from church after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to
the other, “What do you think about all this Satan stuff?”

The other boy replied, “Well, you know how Santa
Claus turned out. It’s probably just your dad”

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One Easter Sunday morning as the pastor was preaching a children’s sermon, he reached into his
bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children,
“What’s in here?”

“I know, I know!” a little boy exclaimed,
“pantyhose!”

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Several children found a dead robin. Feeling that a proper burial should be performed, they
secured a small box and some cotton batting, dug a hole in the back yard, and
made ready to dispose of the deceased. The minister’s 5-year-old son was chosen
to say the prayer. And so with great dignity, he intoned, “Glory be to the
Father…and unto the Son…and into the hole he goes.”